Nothing like breaking up with your girlfriend on your birthday

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02/15/2015 at 12:13 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > Bandit
02/15/2015 at 13:45

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As that great philosopher Dr. Dre said, "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks". That probably has something to do with why I'm still single


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Bandit
02/15/2015 at 13:47

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What happened?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bandit
02/15/2015 at 14:10

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Happy birthday D:


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Bandit
02/15/2015 at 14:14

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And I don't know if this will help, but here goes: my significant other of more than 10 years dumped me twice in the early going, once on Christmas Day - that hurt - went to see Sideways , then, appropriately, drank too much wine. I dumped her once. We just kept getting back together, so we gave up on the dumping.

But I told her if we break up again, it's my turn - she's had two.